Sunday, January 30, 2005
[on the way home from Ikea, Saturday night]
persephone: Are you sure you want to put that together tonight? With the kids having so much trouble sleeping?
brother in law: Oh please, there's no noise in this assembly. This is Ikea we're talking about.
persephone: It's gonna make noise when you have to throw things at the wall because nothing fits, won't it?
persephone: Hey, that must be why they give everything those names! In case you don't want to curse, you can just yell the name of the product instead. YOU STUPID FLUMVARK!!!
sister*: [laughing so hard she can't talk]
*yes, this was my little sister. you can tell by the laughing.