LANCE: Okay.
BET: Darth Vader! You must leave the dark side and be good. Or I will have to fight you.
LANCE: No. YOU must come to the DARK side.
BET: No! You have to be good. That's the right thing.
LANCE: Maybe being bad is the right thing.
BET: No! Being good is the right thing.
LANCE: How do you know?
BET: My teacher told me. Master Yoda.
LANCE: Well, my teacher told ME being BAD is the right thing.
BET:
BET: Hold on Abba let's stop playing for a second. Being good IS the right thing, right?
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BET: Hi! I'm Batman!
[goes out; comes back in without cape]
BET: Hi! I'm Bruce Wayne!
PERSEPHONE: Hey, did you see Batman? He was just here a minute ago.
BET: Nope! Didn't see him.
PPHONE: Huh. It's so strange the way I never see you two in the same room at the same time.
BET: Oh, that's because I uh...go away on a trip with Abba when he's here.
PPHONE: Ohhhh. So it's just a coincidence?
BET: A what?
PPHONE: That's when two things happen at the same time, but they have nothing to do with each other.
BET:
BET: Eema hold on let's stop playing a minute. [stage whispers] I'M TRICKING YOU.
BET: Eema hold on let's stop playing a minute. [stage whispers] I'M TRICKING YOU.
PPHONE: [stage whispers back] I KNOW.
BET: OHHHH. YOU'RE JUST *PRETENDING* YOU DON'T KNOW.
PPHONE: RIGHT.
BET: Okay! Let's keep playing.
2 comments:
I don't even know Bet and yet I *love* him! He is made of awesome.
HAHAHAHA!
Also: You may be NOT AT ALL SURPRISED to learn there is a strikingly similar game played here.
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