What's more fun than finding one of your boys beating the other one on the head with a metal* Thomas when you're not looking?
Having him stare you in the face while he beats the other one on the head the next time.
Runner up: having the other boy pee on the fabric** seat of a city bus. ...Twice. Ten minutes after you finished cleaning up the first time. In front of mostly the same people.
I'm kind of wishing for the days when all he peed on was the contents of the refrigerator.
*Really, who thought was this a good idea??
**Really, who???
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I should send booze maybe next time?
Send chocolate liqueur. Covers all the bases.
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